Tipping my hat to all the unsung heroes who sit through my 94 hour long Instagram stories.
Friend: "you guys threw a concert?! I didn't know you made music?" Me: "well I mostly just do the worm but yea.."
Swipe for the moment I spotted a lizard. |
on one of my craziest Stories ever! Check out my IG story to guide me through the adventure today!
You're just a ray of sunshine with a chance of hurricane aren't ya |
Lord Farquaad's got nothin on my castle.
I don't get out of bed in the morning until I've killed at least 20% of my phone battery.
If I worked at a lighthouse I'd 100% get fired for making the bat signal out of the light
Likes: people falling off boats Dislikes: people not falling off boats
SO OFFENDED. Tag someone who's 1/8th farm animal! w: 🤦♀️
If you leave your car unlocked there's a 102% chance I'll try to take a picture in it
Dare you to hit paste in the comments. No matter what you have press post lolz
This video represents one of life's biggest struggles: figuring out how to work a friend's shower... Truth. For real. True dat. Yadadamean. Troothfairy. |
I never get invited to slumber parties anymore.
Miss these puppers
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